The Story of Hopper and the Birthday Cake
When I was younger, before I had children, I was actively showing dogs
in conformation shows (beauty pageants for the uninitiated). Our big
show for Labradors -- my breed -- usually fell on the weekend after my
birthday. This particular year, my mother-in-law made my favorite cake
. . . chocolate rum cake. It's a decadant and yummy bundt cake with
icingdrizzled over the top that is made from rum and sugar. The cake
is delish and gives you a nice warm feeling from all the rum. Well,
she sent the leftover cake home with me and I planned to take it to the
dogshow. Now, dog shows are early affairs. I typically get the car
loaded and packed the night before and lay out my clothes so all I have
to do -- in the pre-dawn dark -- is get dressed and load my dogs in the
car. I did leave the cake on the kitchen counter this time to carry
out as well.
Hopper was a beautiful black Labrador who was rescued from the pound
and came to live with me to keep my obnoxious young male company. It
worked beautifully except that Hopper was about five years old and had
no house manners at all (ie. she wasn't house broken and didn't
understand about keepingoff the furniture -- you know, like the dining
room table! She got her name when I watched her "hop" right up there
for a quick peek out the window). She tried to be good but didn't
always manage it.
So, it shouldn't have come as a great surprise when I crept out to the
kitchen to load up my cake and hit the road that things in the kitchen
were not as they should be. Near as I can tell, Hopper dumped the cake
on the ground and ate it . . . all of it. Then, she -- evidently
feeling the rum a bit -- knocked several other items down off the
counter including the glass butter dish. There wasn't a smidge of
butter left on the shards of glass which gave me the willies. Then, in
a fit of overindulgence in both boozey cake and butter, she peed on the
kitchen floor (she was quite well housebroken by this time in her life,
mind you). So, that's the scene that greets me . . . chocolate cake
and glass shards in a pool of dog pee on my kitchen floor as I'm trying
to sneak out of the house at 4:30 am. Lovely. And, I just couldn't
leave it for my husband to find as he loves the dogs and loves me and
indulges me by letting me have so many so I had to stop -- dressed in a
nice dress, hose, and full makeup -- and clean up this gawdawful mess.
The only thing I wish was that I could have seen the hangover that must
have followed. Wretched girl.
Hopper has been gone for 2 years now and she was the best dog I've ever
had -- so far :) I miss her dreadfully -- even though this wasn't the
ONLY time she trashed my house. But that's a story for another time
and at least, poor dear, she wasn't the one intoxicated in that one.
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